Doctors
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work!" The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work!"
A Russian doctor says: That's nothing, either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work!"
The US doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us! In the USA , we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls. We made him President and now the whole country is looking for work!!!"
A Russian doctor says: That's nothing, either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work!"
The US doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us! In the USA , we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls. We made him President and now the whole country is looking for work!!!"
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