Funny of the day

     I caught this over at frugals:

History of the Last Five Thousand Years
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel
”pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the promised land"

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on
your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline.

Got to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They
got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

1 comment:

chinasyndrome said...

Can ya drive a truck funny ****



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